Showing posts with label Teacher/Student Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teacher/Student Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, June 29, 2013

10:44 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? 
Student:  I don't know. 
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

10:42 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
 Peter:    Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

10:30 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollor note.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No, I was standing on it.

10:27 PM by UnknownNo comments
A girl comes late to class.
Professor: Why are you late?
Girl:          Sir a boy was following me.
Professor: So how did you got late?
Girl:          Sir the boy was moving very slow.

10:25 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher 2 sleepy boy : who invented steam engine ?
Boy :        what sir ?
Teacher : yes correct itz James Watt.

10:22 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Student  : Simple, Stop imagining. 

9:27 PM by UnknownNo comments
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

12:26 AM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher :-  You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,
                  What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age Hitler Commited SuiCide…!
                  What About You ???

Friday, June 28, 2013

9:18 AM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
               when people are no longer interested ?
Student: Teacher.

9:10 AM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
                admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
 Brayan:  "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

9:03 AM by UnknownNo comments

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Thursday, June 27, 2013

8:03 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

7:56 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it

7:53 PM by UnknownNo comments
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria:    This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class:     Maria did.

7:24 PM by UnknownNo comments

Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.