Latest English Jokes

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 100 bucks to climb that tree.
Mother:    Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like?
Mama dog said:                    "Your dad came from behind,
                                              I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"